Okay guys, I’m going to do the thing

*closes a03 tab*

*slowly unbuttons shirt*

*turns around*

Tell Benedict Cumberbatch I love him

*jumps facefirst into old fanfictioin.net account*

lumos5000:

ramon-salamander:

ARE YOU TELLING ME JOSS WHEDON IS PARTLY RESPONISBLE FOR TOY STORY?

HOLY FUCK!!

(Source: rin-says)

sherlock-john-and-the-tardis:

the-last-time-lordess:

WHAT

THE FUCK

ARE THE HIPSTERS DOING

WITH SHERLOCK QUOTES

I have a feeling the hipsters all got together and planned this, because they KNEW what the reactions would be. They are getting their revenge. 

(Source: e-zekiel)

freeanduntameable:

me: *writes background of story*

me: *does character development sheets*

me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*

me: *never actually writes*

plottwist:

peer reviewing aka “this is so painful i wish i could just rewrite your paper for you oh my god” 

Does your nose just ever randomly register a smell, like not even something around you, it just makes up a smell that flits away the next time you breathe?

Because mine just did, and I swear to god, the first thing I thought when I smelled it was ‘this is what Benedict Cumberbatch smells like’

Like I said, it was fleeting, but I think it kinda smelled like a mix between an amber musk, red patchouli oil, and just a hint of cigarette smoke. All things I’ve smelled before, but none of which I have at the moment. In fact, my next sniff smelled like my pineapple coconut perfume. alskdjfo asdkfkn aosidfklslkoidf Now I wanna sniff Benedict Cumberbatch

twerking-into-mordor:

skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

unable to access file: ability to read angst without breaking down and crying

(Source: dirkku)

nohetero:

clavid:

a heart :)  <3

a ballsack :) <3

(Source: eric-uh-kane)

sublimesublemon:

lillianjessica:

theclockworkrabbit:

Today, Xbox claimed they have made changes to the Xbox One, saying that our feedback matters.

Read more here.

whoops

FBHDSHAHA OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FRANTIC BACKPEDALING IN MY LIFE

I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED BY THIS

Like OH MY GOD what did they THINK was going to happen? Did they think people were going to be like ‘omg restrictions and jumping through hoops? ROCK ON LEMME BUY THAT SHIT RN.’

Checking the same tag every 14 minutes

(Source: originalwolfgirl)

sammiesundevil-at-221b:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

rebloggable, as requested :) 

this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read.  *slow applauds*

piichuka:

ectogynecologist:

watching people you hate get into fandoms you love

watching people you love get into fandoms you hate

being really really hungry

(Source: tohruhime)

thefrogman:

By Ian Padgham [vine]

WHAT IF THIS IS WHAT BANANAS DO WHEN YOU AREN’T HOME

THEY LEAVE BEHIND ALL THEIR WEIGHTY INNER MEAT AND JUST GO RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

THEN CRAWL BACK OVER WHEN THEY HEAR YOU COMING DOWNSTAIRS